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字正腔圆，吐字清晰，没有字幕一点都不受影响！

现在这段卖包子的相声不让播了吧！

现在的包子叫带馅的馒头。

大师的相声听一辈子都想听！！！！

大师毕竟是大师，寓教于乐。

清德宗 赖扒皮！

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也不好玩儿啊！？

改一改就是健康码的故事了

老爷子太绝了

為什麼整個相聲界就沒辦法重現像這樣的一段相聲？

RJ escorted Ziva to a party, asked if she had her weapon, Gibbs said SHES a weapon

got to admire Israeli training,

柳活多的相声还是相声吗？侯宝林水平有些糟糕，难以匹配官方给的历史地位

这相声里说的都是实事，是真实历史，却惹翻了一干狗粮党。翻着白眼骂大街，把狗粮都快喷出来了😂😂😂

My favorite character of all time on NCIS.

If Ziva was my wife. I'd never complain about her cooking.

少郭爺的相聲藝術，也是扛扛的。

老一輩相聲表演藝術家是唱念做打真正的藝人，致敬相聲大師侯寶林。

致敬相聲大師侯寶林。老一輩相聲表演藝術家唱念做打樣樣俱全，兢兢業業為人民服務，傳承中華哲學思想傳統文化，華夏民俗民風豐富多彩真正的中華民間藝術。

She went Lara Croft style on their asses. Ziva is such a badass 👍

聽候、郭两位相聲大師演出，你就會😂過不停，抛開一切煩惱。真神！

候大师和刘宝瑞大师的搭配，天衣無缝！，红花綠葉，绝！。 看今天說相聲，我難以入目！。不知什麽玩意兒！。唱歌，跳舞，打架，互相侮辱，拿對方開低纸趣味笑話！，那有什麼前人的真正相聲味道！。

相聲

候宝林先生說的相聲，可以說空前绝後。

まじかっこいい

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侯寶林大師是從舊社會摸爬滾打出來的藝人，是真心為人民服務真心讚美新社會。老一輩表演藝術家表演功底扎實，清清白白做人。

傳播中華哲學思想傳統文化民俗民風功德無量🙏

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老一輩相聲大師唱念做打樣樣俱全，為人民服務，兢兢業業⋯⋯

Ziva basically called to show off 😎

Tony is just like uh oh she's shooting

侯宝林之所以成为泰斗是因为他净化了相声。他之前的相声就是现在郭德纲相声。

I’m betting she called him, to make sure he knew what she did, in case someone needed to know what the hell she did, after this all got documented. If he knows, then he can back her up in any type of case in court. Plus, it’s her way of asking for permission and forgiveness at once, for being the weapon/woman she is.

老艺术家真是好，不急不缓，舒舒服服，像一种陪伴。

Ziva: Hey Gibbs! I just want you to know I've made a little mess here. Please send some cleaning services here.

大师！！

大师啊！作为土生土长上海人，有种赞叹侯大师模仿的老上海话。

BRING BACK ZIVA NOW.

0:02 Isn't that the actor, which played the role of Tom Loman in CSI: Miami, behind DiNozzo?

听大师的相声长大👍

这已经是侯大师晚一些的作品了。和郭启儒搭档的时候，才是状态最好的时期。

侯宝林在相声泰斗里都是顶尖的大师

不愧是大师，不过现在郭老师的唱功更胜一筹

Ahhh, NCIS as it used to be, before the woke drivel it is now.

侯宝林就是神

I have not watched this show since she left.

Damn I miss Zeva.

That's a well, well ,well trained agent. Loved Ziva